.8ball - seek mystical guidance for any and all problems that can be solved with a yes or no.
  .8ball should i do the thing?
  .ball will the thing hurt?
.destiny - your secret identity and the reprehensible thing you're going to do with it.
  .destiny
.fortune - a personal and guaranteed accurate fortune/horoscope, courtsey of america's finest news source.
  .fortune
.help - print the url for this doc. but it's a little late for that.
  .help
.imdb - search imdb. default is to search for whatever is playing.
  .imdb
  .imdb alf
.list - get the url for the movie list.
  .list
.play - queue a thing from the .list
  .play Pee Wee's Big Adventure (1985)
  [PS in the likely case you're both alone and impatient, consider .voteskip to immediately see your thing]
.queue - check the queue. the queue is empty unless humans add stuff to it.
  .queue
.roll - make random numbers.
  .roll 1d6
  i'm gonna watch .roll2d10 movies, eat .roll75d100 cupcakes, then sleep for .roll6d24 hours
.roulette - virtual thrills of the russian variety.
  .roulette
.spin - spin the e-bottle and make something awkward e-happen
  .spin
  i want to meet .spin's mother
  .spin1 and .spin2 are both idiots
.voteskip - vote to kill a stream. each vote shows an annoying X on the stream.
  .voteskip
.weather - boy it sure is weathery today.
  .weather 90210
  .w hell
  .w SEA